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By stitchesgirl12 - 07/04/2015 16:03 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
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stitchesgirl12 10

OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.

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thedevilspawn 21

Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?

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The_Avatar 22

You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot

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amileah13 26

I'm not sure where your stitches were, but my butt just clenched at the thought of them ripping like that

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Kitty_Kat44 31

Did you just happen to have a kid recently? Very painful!! #11 beat me to it.

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VitalDistance 14

I can only imagine how awkward it'll be explaining to your doctor how they ripped.

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Cassandra2015 21

At least we've got OHIP for such circumstances . Harper government is good for something

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stitchesgirl12 10

Ha! Screw the Ontario health care system. My sewed up arm looks like a ******.

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italiagirl411 2

I feel for you emotionally but what kind of butt surgery did you have? Or how hard do you strain yourself when pooping?!

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Gillett 23

I know of some folk who have had c-section stitches open up like that! Pretty freaking dangerous. Sepsis could set in and cause some serious pain too. I'm praying you went to the hospital to get that taken care of!

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Tannasgh 22

I have heard of ripping a shit while in stitches...nice plot twist

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Andrewski12 18

Maybe there were stitches in the arm and they ripped on the reach around.

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