By stitchesgirl12 - 07/04/2015 16:03 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
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stitchesgirl12 10

OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.

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thedevilspawn 21

Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?

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The_Avatar 22

You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot

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GlasgowSneer 13

Ouch... I felt a sharp pain for you, man. Taking a shit is supposed to be relieving, not painful.

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PrincesaColombia 19

that's a shi- *gets murdered by fml ninjas*

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whalehellothere 16

i don't think i want to know where your stitches are.

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rockwrench 18

You have me in stitches just reading this.

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SydLovesLacey 18

Try more lube next time if you're doing anal. Then no need for a hospital visit. ?

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leopardwilliam 22

People are really overlooking the fact that they coulda been stomach stitches

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False_Stupidity 41

What people are really overlooking is the two follow ups from the OP saying that the stitches were in her arm.

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