By stitchesgirl12 - 07/04/2015 16:03 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
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stitchesgirl12 10

OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.

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thedevilspawn 21

Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?

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The_Avatar 22

You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot

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sailorarctic 22

are you the same one that had the mishap with the fence and had to get stitches in your vajayjay?

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stitchesgirl12 10

OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.

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uchihadesendent 14

Well at least you can joke about this and say you have a ****** too.

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catherine_thanks 6

I would use the Americanism "this sucks ass", but contrary I think it blows.

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NathanTheJuggalo 7

That is so ******* nasty xD Hope you're okay!

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BiancaRachelle 4

I sincerely hope you're not the same person that needed stitches in her ****** from a fence

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MaNameJeff 6

Did these stitches come to by while trying to climb a fence?

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poisonedmadness 5

Wait a minute are you the same person who got stitches on their ****** from jumping over a fence cause you're both from Canada and holy shit Canada is a crazy place.

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