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By stitchesgirl12 - 07/04/2015 16:03 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
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stitchesgirl12 10

OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.

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thedevilspawn 21

Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?

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The_Avatar 22

You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot

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joanleesimone 2

Fiber. Get some.

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GAMERZxxHD 25

I can only imagine the FML story behind how you got those stitches.

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Ice_Cold_Llama 17

I ripped my bitch's stitches while I was pounding her ass

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xluciferx666 21

You gotta be careful when going Super Saiyan

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imbedderdenu 23

That's why the recommend stool softener after surgery Homes.....Good luck n all

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weeyin12 24

Are you the same OP as “burnswhenipee”? You're both from Ontario, Canada! And it would explain how you could rip your stitches so easily!

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