By not a dick-man - 12/08/2014 17:05 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML
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SandyToes 2

Haha bet ya don't do that again! Best laugh I have had all night!

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catalina16 6

I relate to this so much it hurts. I didn't say anything but I poked my friends pocket in class thinking his phone was there. I keep quiet and I just started poking his leg and arm to make it look like I was trying to annoy him.

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tbon3r 15

you should have known. op is your last name hawk? cause if it is you're my new best friend.

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Sathane 21

Can we get this one in the Illustrated section?

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mosquito19 14

your friend must be very happy to see you.

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StiffPvtParts 43

#103 Or a reference to one of the American Pie movies :3

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