Love: Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire....

By anonymous - 04/09/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

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By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 00:01

Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML

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By wonder woman - 08/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Levittown

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I was driving to an important job interview, and I was running late. Just as I was about to get on the highway, I saw my ex standing by the road with a flat tire. I stopped to help because I'm a nice person. Turns out, the spare tire was also flat. We called for a tow truck, and I missed my interview. FML

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Spare

By Milo - 02/06/2015 16:50 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

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Tired

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML

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By Justcan'twin - 09/10/2017 16:45

Today, at 5:30 on a Sunday, I noticed my tire had a bubble in it. I found a tire shop 15 minutes away that would be closing at 6pm and made it there in time, but the shop had closed early. I left to try and make it to the next one and had a blow out. FML

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The war on cars strikes back

By xobrattybabexo - 22/09/2023 23:00 - United States - Comanche

Today, as I was talking to my hubs about replacing a tire on my car, said tire blew. I don't have a spare, and I don't get paid till tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I was driving home through the middle of nowhere when a screw punctured my car tire. I arrived at the town's only auto shop to find that it had closed early. Frantic, I dialed the emergency number listed on the shop's locked door. On the other side of the glass, a phone began to ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take two hours to get there. They called two hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another two hours. FML

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Saturday 4 September 2010 16:32

wow. at least you were nice to the other guy?

Ancarnia 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:32

that's how the universe repays you for kindness - punishment. i hope something good comes your way soon that doesn't have anything to do with tires.

Comments

asdaasdaasda 1

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:38

that's sods law mate

chris274 8

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:13

Bad things happen to good people.

ChickenPollos 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:06

and the cycle begins...

MandieL 27

Sunday 4 September 2011 20:16

No good deed goes unpunished :(

coolgirl44 3

Sunday 6 May 2012 7:31

Well u just hope someone will do that for you

johngaltmovement 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 4:44

That's how the world works

arandomthot5 1

Thursday 10 May 2012 5:54

That's life giving you the middle finger

The_F3rris 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:11

You should still feel good about your deed. Karma will get you back

Ruby519 2

Wednesday 22 August 2012 19:19

Why didn't he just call for help instead of asking for your spare tire?

rougeunicorn03 17

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:43

No good deed goes unpunished.

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