Work: Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly...

By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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By nerd - 16/10/2009 15:08 - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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Rude

By -_- - 22/09/2013 18:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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Queensland 27

Monday 11 August 2014 12:00

He's lovin' it.

lil_ham1644 29

Monday 11 August 2014 12:02

Sweet promises? What, like "I promise it'll be over soon, you just look so tasty I could eat you up."

Comments

bigbob92 6

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:26

Must be a good cheeseburger.

penguin2000 2

Tuesday 12 August 2014 1:45

That reminds me of that spongebob episode with the nasty patty and....omg what am I doing with my life

ThunderTheRad 14

Tuesday 12 August 2014 5:36

Spongebob, is that you?

Angelastic_fml 18

Tuesday 12 August 2014 10:28

Was he singing 'His Cheeseburger' from VeggieTales?

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 12 August 2014 13:37

was he eating it or ******* it?

chrisstachon 30

Tuesday 12 August 2014 19:33

'merica

Murkyy 15

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:42

I'm not sure what the problem is.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:43

Gollum likes it his way.

tbon3r 15

Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:10

I guess its true what they say the real way to a man's heart is food. he obviously took this a little seriously :)

itsraquelponce 3

Wednesday 13 August 2014 20:28

i dont see how this is an FML for you

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