By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
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lil_ham1644 29

Sweet promises? What, like "I promise it'll be over soon, you just look so tasty I could eat you up."

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Fatfairygoth 11

I hope he ate it and didn't take it home with him.

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martin8337 35

I think that someone needs a check up from the neck up. Maybe that person is a little insane in the membrane.

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allplayedout 20

Are you suggesting people don't normally do this? *whispers to club sandwich* they just don't understand our love

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Sakuraashita 15

They say food is the quickest road to a man's heart, for some this is more true than others...

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RedPillSucks 31

My preecccciiiouuusssss.

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oscar5542369 2

Thats not just any cheese burger thats "patty"

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

Reminds me of Squidward when he had his first Krabby Patty

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VisheshSood 9

Food is love.... Food is life. I wouldn't say it's an FML...

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