The multiple solutions to this are all simple... Don't wear such tight pants, or Don't buy expensive clothes that probably aren't any better than $15-20 jeans, or Don't pick up change off of the ground, although, I would have too.

I would've picked up the change as well. Not your fault, just unlucky. Bend at the knees next time.

everyone saying YDI for buying $80 pants are being judgmental idiots. Maybe he was coming back from a job interview, or a wedding, and wearing really nice dress pants. He never said they were jeans. &14............no comment.......

Sounds like your pants may have been a LITTLE too tight...

It just goes to show that expensive clothing is based off the designer's name and never quality.

its just a dime?? and why the hell do you have $80 pants

what if he got the pants as a gift; and who knows that coulda been his lucky dime or something; even if they were jeans doesnt mean he always spends $80 on jeans.. hence why he said FML

Get some pants that fit, and try crouching down to pick up money next time around.

Time to lay off the donuts

That's what you get for spending too much money on bullshit designer brands.