Cash grab

By Megan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9

Slow down there champ

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soccergurrll 8

You broke your nose over a dollar...

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FMLandurstoo 9

Slow down there champ

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pcentral 17

Your profile pic + your comment = WIN!!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

29 - Your profile pic suggests you could be a bitch. (I like where this thread could be heading).

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cantthinkofshit 5

Think about it.. Diving for a dollar.. Stereotypically Jews are cheap and get excited over the sight of a penny.. Also they have big noses... I imagine yours got a little swollen after hitting it... Jesus is trying to tell you something!

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cartooncharacter 9

There's your down payment on the corrective procedures on your nose. Op, your life definitely sucks. (I already pushed the button for that.)

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jhicks123 10

Your profile pic fits the comment. Haha

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Futacy 29

Congrats! You earned a dollar, and you now have to pay a $100 to fix your nose.

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FYLinAmajorWay 1

Sounds like you had a flash back of your days as a stripper...DIVE FOR THAT DOLLAR!!! Seriously though you should get those under control, maybe keep something like this from happening again ;)

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soccergurrll 8

You broke your nose over a dollar...

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ebonyirony 29

Ah Judaism. No, it's okay, I'm Jewish.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Well it's a dollar less on the copay at the hospital!

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SuperKnuckels 6

not just "A" dollar, it was a free one. lol

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imavelociraptor 6

Imagine if it had been a $20!!! Her whole face might have just burst into flames...

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awsetdvcshjkgss 1

Wouldn't the dollar bill have been ruined after going the ought the wash?

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saintsrocksocks 10

No, the washer is where we keep our dollars

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Judahsh 8

Its made of cotton so they wont tear in water

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MindFreakazoid 10

Going the ought the wash? Interesting words there.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Royal auto correct ****.

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Awkward_Science 2

I hope the washer is fine, you selfish person.

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thescootles 6

You're going to need to find many more to pay for your broken nose

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ShyAnn29 14

You must have dove pretty fast to break your nose, that must've hurt!

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lexa1love 16

You dove into a washer for a dollar? FYL indeed my friend.

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Michael_92 20

Hey now that's a dollar. I could get an Arizona Tea or even a 99¢ Coke.

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lexa1love 16

Ya, but I'd rather go without tea than have to go to the hospital... even though I do love the tea!

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Welshite 39

This is a sign of how bad the economy is. We're willing to risk bodily injury for one measly dollar.

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