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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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By nonfreehugs - 04/10/2012 05:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML

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The disrespect!

By squeezable - 19/06/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML

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Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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Drugs, not hugs

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

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Never do this

By anon - 06/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Danbury

Today, at the local mini-mart, I saw an old friend from high school and decided to surprise her with a hug from behind. Turns out, it wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who screamed, then whacked me with her purse. Now I’m banned from the shop. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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ohshit_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:03

Oh man, thats so embarassing!

mattmag 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:07

Hugs are nice, universally. She enjoyed it, even if she acted creeped out.

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scrappycocoa 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:01

That is funny...But messed up...

annaofwisconsin 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:31

What you do is never try to hug someone, especially if it's an iffy situation. Then if they are trying to hug you, it becomes their FML.

BonnieJade 0

Friday 6 November 2009 9:33

It happens.. happened to me with my auntie, I had just put on a cloak to try it on (as you do) and she reached forward so I automatically went to hug her back, she was actually just adjusting the cloak...

Anteezy 7

Monday 25 January 2010 17:54

Facepalm

ericck 0

Friday 2 April 2010 4:55

lol don't u feel stupaid

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Monday 10 May 2010 21:28

she ought not to be in your bubble if she doesn't want a hug

tohaveandtohold 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:58

can somebody say AWKWARD

lalieta29 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:50

I know how you feel the same thing happened to me at the mall and it was really embarrassing! that's why now I avoid that person and make sure not to make any eye contact when I see them at school or outside of school.