Transportation: Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving...

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 07:00 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

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By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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Shikamaru_fml 11

Wednesday 29 December 2010 18:56

YDI creep

enoughgrace 4

Wednesday 29 December 2010 19:01

leave the stalking to the corn, fool!

Comments

FlaGuy21 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:24

Yeah, FYL. You're a creeper and a woman responded to you in a way that reflected that. Wow. Poor you.

March18 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:25

hahaha thats the funniest thing i've heard in a while

maddyjayneexox 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:41

that is creepy... you legit facebook stalked her, f her life for being creeped on! And why would you just frantically wave on some random chick on a subway who you barely knew in general?

BWill9014 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:41

WTF OP seriously just no

IHeartJimi02 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:05

You are such a creep op. Even if you actually knew her, I don't think waving frantically would get her to talk to you.

angela3222 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:53

Sounds like something that would happen to me -__-

slickrasta 1

Thursday 30 December 2010 13:08

Haha your a creep OP.

DhollfaceMarie 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 15:43

thats really creepy....thats not an FML

purityshannon 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 17:59

goddamn it, stop calling the guy a creep... probably the poor dude has a major crush on her, stop calling people creeps like you never stalk people before... besides, the waving thing is not like he went up and propose to her or sth crazy shit....******* flamers

Illyssa_fml 4

Friday 31 December 2010 10:11

She obviously doesn't know the guy! Meaning he was creeping on some poor girls page that he doesn't even know...which is creepy. I'm sure you're gonna say that rape is normal too haha