By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
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maybepsycho 0

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perdix 29

Couldn't you just CTFD with the waving? If Angelina Jolie was frantically waving at me, I'd think, "What the **** is wrong with her?!"

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DocBastard 38

CTFD...CTFD...um... Catch the ******* disease? I wouldn't mind catching the ******* disease from Angelina Jolie, as long as it isn't the harpies.

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enoughgrace 4

If Angelina was frantically waving at me, I'd go see what she wants...

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nerfnidalee 17

I'm assuming Calm the **** Down but I may be wrong

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Myren_fml 0

In this day and age, who the hell doesn't creep on fb lol? But that was stupid. Lol.

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BandddGeekkk 0

I'm guessing that means you're a creep on fb? Remind me not to confirm your friend request...

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ygdrassil 17

And turn your privacy settings to "high."

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prince122 0

lol and ur asking ppl to add u on Facebook

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TheDrifter 23

Come on Op you know it was more than once that you stalked her profile. Got any good pictures of her saved?

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SisyphereanTask 2

OP there is something profoundly wrong with you. YDI!

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littlebirdy_55 0

I just looked up and saw that it was a girl who were this. I will spend my entire life looking over my shoulder now. OMG.

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