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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By NotSteve - 18/04/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting on the curb of Walmart begging for change. I gave her my last dollar and felt good about it. Five minutes later I saw the same woman driving away in a car. I don't even own a car. FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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You deserved it 40 152

By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

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schwancy 2

Friday 17 December 2010 9:24

Yea I can see how this would suck for YOU...

krdel 0

Friday 17 December 2010 9:39

Leave Britney alone!!!

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RUSH777 0

Friday 24 December 2010 4:51

You ******* dumb bitch! I hope you get hit by a god damn car!

franwins0827 7

Friday 24 December 2010 5:52

That's ok, he probably wasn't really homeless. Sucks to be him!

dawilcox 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 5:20

I sure hope you at least helped him after ruining what was left of his life. not FYL but just **** you

rairai 13

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:49

Yes, because it's his fault the dumbass homeless went kamikaze without watching out for TRAFFIC. Dumbass

killedmyteacher 0

Monday 28 March 2011 16:40

did he die? and this is not bad for u

ThatGuyFrmTx 0

Monday 18 April 2011 6:37

homeless guy: Today, i was being a hobo, as always. Then i see a guy calling me over to get some cash, and as i walked over to him..i got ran over by an oncoming car. FML #hahahaha

dakins 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:25

...... that's more **** HIS life, and u might be going to he'll, please tell me u called 911

MechaMew2 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:56

"I rolled down my window down"? May I forward you to the Redundant Office of Redundancy?

Legendslayer222 26

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:21

That comment took me by suprise, I laughed so hard... I'm a terrible person. Hope you helped them.

hmmdevonn_fml 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:18

FHL not yours

magikarpman 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:07

as of he didn't have enough problems you lazy ****, you just couldn't get out of your car and walk over to give him what little change was in your pocket, asshole