Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By ColdStones - 20/10/2014 08:50 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said, "It's nothing personal." FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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nessykate12 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:33

Isn't if funny how the world works sometimes? You try to do something nice, and you get screwed.

CaptainPat 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:42

Idea. Get on the bike and chase that hobo, then ghost ride it into his ass.

Comments

nessykate12 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:33

Isn't if funny how the world works sometimes? You try to do something nice, and you get screwed.

Gavik 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:33

I sir, find nothing the least bit humorous about about another man's misfortune. For shame.

metakingt 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:57

The old pretend to be a homeless guy and fall of a bike in 40 degree weather trick never fails!

dcbog123 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:36

well chase his ass down you dumbass, YDI for real, you bitchass pussy

GreenHacker 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:57

Not sure if it was edited or not, but from the way I'm reading it, it's fine.

Crazyging 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:55

I don't know if 'Chasing his ass down' Is the solution for everything..

daniisme 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:36

how does a homeless man own a bike...?

mylifeftw 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:58

#2 if you don't find anything funny about other peoples pain, why are you on this site? O____o

ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:36

This was in Michigan. Everyone is homeless there.

Jonah171 12

Monday 18 April 2011 5:43

113, I'm not homeless. o.o

5fdp4life 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 0:01

Not yet...

KittyKatGirl 14

Monday 26 October 2009 19:35

Did you keep the bike the homeless man fell off? as if he ran away...

Veritas143 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:37

Thank you for pointing that out..also was he giving him the coat for a few minutes to warm him up or what? If you're going to be generous you might as well have given him the coat anyway..without the wallet preferably

BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:03

I'm just confused about the OP bleeding from the cold weather.

LoremIpsumDolor 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:18

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the dangling modifier.

czforester 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:24

ahh FML you never fail to deconstruct internet grammar. It's what I love about you.

manbearpig123456 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:45

he was bleeding from falling not the weather

perdix 29

Monday 26 October 2009 19:36

That's a tough way to get today's crack money.

CaptainPat 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:42

Idea. Get on the bike and chase that hobo, then ghost ride it into his ass.

unhappyperson 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:44

That was a nice thing you tried to do. I'm sorry it kind of backfired. But was a nice thing. I will not judge you unfairly here.

letitbe56 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:52

I'm surprised the YDI's surpass the FYL's on this one. "YDI for trying to act humanely towards another human being. YDI for doing for someone else what you'd want done for you." This is an FYL, for sure. At least you can report the wallet stolen, and give the police a description. The homeless in my city tend to be found in the same place day after day, so if you can say where it happened, chances are they'll find him around there.

your_face 15

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:18

To paraphrase: "I gave a homeless man my coat, with my wallet in it, to keep him warm for a few minutes, intending to take it back from him and make him feel colder than before. Then, to my complete surprise, he ran away with my coat! FML"

agent_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:59

Lesson learned

perdix 29

Monday 26 October 2009 20:01

Your use of racist slurs is very uncool. And unnecessary. I expect better from you, pimpin.

DarkIce_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:02

Sad that our world is so ****** up that people's feelings of "he should of known better" overcome their sympathies for a man that was trying to be kind. Should of known better not to trust another human being, I guess. FYL, and F the way this world thinks.

BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:04

Of?

star_ver 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:59

You should "of" paid attention in elementary school grammar lessons.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 26 October 2009 20:02

That old saying "no good deed goes unpunished" fits here. Somewhere in Michigan there's a bloody, soaked hobo running around in a nice jacket, buying dinner on your dime!