Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the happy sacks. FML

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By rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By FangirlMess6 - 24/03/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML

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Nice guy to the rescue

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 01:59

Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML

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ohfuckk 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:14

After spending months on this site I've come to the conclusion that real life actually is just like an Adam Sandler movie. Or, Adam Sandler writes half of these posts. Anyway, put some ice on that shit.

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:19

Why does everyone on this site deem it necessary to call their balls happy sacks? Soooo lame...

Comments

kevind23 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:41

How many scrotums do you have? o_o

taybaby18 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 19:14

mmm? why would you take her purse if she was getting mugged? common sense would say 'get the mugger' right? lol, FAKE

XxSKELETOxX 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 19:23

What the **** is up with the happy sacks term? Are you people posting severely deformed? Do you have more than one ballsack?

happysmartg 5

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:14

why does the same person keep posting fmls like this? i mean who says "happy sacks" as an every day term. and all the fmls about happy sacks are similar to this so seriously its really not funny and its a waste of my time. fml is getting really dumb. i mean people do you moniter these things so that people arent just trying to get on the web? i mean jeez!

fightingstyle1 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:17

I agree, the term happy sacks has started to piss me off.

FerrariCake 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:26

You deserve it for trying to grab the purse. If you were a real man, deserving of having "happy sacks", you would have punched the mugger in the head and knocked his ass out. If you aren't going to act like a man, what's the problem with her destroying your manhood?

iFruit 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:02

I ****** swear, if I see one more FML with 'happy sacks' in it I'm going to shoot myself.

girlygirl666 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:34

Where?? In the happy sacks?

TooBored13 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:13

YDI OP for trying to help someone. With any luck you will get a visit from your local PD tomorrow and be arrested for mugging. When will people learn, it is illegal and dangerous to try to protect people. You only have the rights to protect yourself and your family. So technically had you gotten that purse you would have been guilty of stealing it from the mugger. Yes, its messed up but its the way our system is and if you don't accept it and learn to just stand back and let this stuff happen you could very well end up in jail or at least in a legal battle that destroys you financially for the rest of your life.

Triard 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:20

Oh my god, go away. You seriously are that self centered that you'll sit by and watch someone get mugged? Useless waste of space.

MiniatureMayhem 0

Friday 27 November 2009 8:24

Return of the happy sacks!

analltimelow 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:27

So, #37, if you saw your friend, or a little girl, or an old lady being mugged, you'd.... stand by and watch? good one ********.. also, i bet shes really sorry.

silverx10 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:18

Yeah, definitely a YDI for use of that damn "happy sacks" crap. As many, MANY others have already stated: you've only got ONE, not multiple. And it's just a ghey term all around.