Embarrassing, Dogs and Animals: Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob....

By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML

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By what-the-what - 29/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, my mother called me at work, freaking out about my dog, so I panicked. What was wrong? He had a hard-on and she'd never seen that happen before. FML

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By anonymous - 17/07/2013 04:48 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

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By ouchh - 11/09/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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By crap - 24/02/2014 04:01 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

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By Tickdick - 24/03/2017 21:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I got out of the shower and noticed a tiny leaf on my penis. With legs. Squirming. I have a new nickname. FML

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Poor little guy

By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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By laundryduty - 15/06/2019 20:14

Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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paigemosier 1

Friday 1 July 2011 8:36

the ****

chimp4494 0

Friday 1 July 2011 8:36

first time having a dog?

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haily333 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:40

he was obviously exited about something

Thrasher91 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:51

Paris Hilton?

Boomer21 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:57

Slimy? So you touched your dog's penis OP? YDI

bigdaddy907 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:05

you've got to be the biggest dumbass!

ballesteros1992 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:13

i would call you stupid but has been sone too many times already...

flexablebabe111 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:16

haha silly op. I was sitting in the kitchen with the new puppy we got and my mom looks down and he has a red rocket.... she screamed... my dad said wtf... and I imediatly left the room. my mother is so stupid. we've had 3 other male dogs...