By crap - 24/02/2014 04:01 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
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andy1500726 19

Where they surprised when you gave back the thong?

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chosha_fml 26

Nothing good can come of giving it back. Just embarrassing for both sides. It's not a diamond ring - it should have gone in the trash and the owner never been told.

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andy1500726 19

Where they surprised when you gave back the thong?

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HersheySquirts 17

I really just hope OP got a tip for cleaning it off.

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dancinwookie 21

If it was a guy this story would be like 50 times better.

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karlcolt45 19

just tell the owner you hope it's less shitty when they're done with it

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chosha_fml 26

Nothing good can come of giving it back. Just embarrassing for both sides. It's not a diamond ring - it should have gone in the trash and the owner never been told.

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katties 27

The dog probably got ill because it ate it. I don't think not telling the owner is a good idea. They probably don't need to tell that it was the rainbow coloured one it ate, but the owner should know - it can maybe prevent such situations in the future - not all dogs are smart and stop eating things even after getting problems

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dannnngthatsux 19

I disagree. if the animal is eating things that could harm it, say clothing, then it's your job as a vet, tech, etc, to give them both the object and info. if they don't know, the dog may do it again, and this time die. Sure it's embarrassing, especially if it's a guy, but don't hide this.

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dannnngthatsux 19

whoops, replied before I saw your reply. I think the exact object needs to be shown, if they then say "um, please throw it out", sure dumpsterino. I have 3 women in the house, Which one is he stealing from? Whose room?

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Polynomial 28

I have heard of worse, such as a dog swallowing unused tampons ... and used.

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gracehi 31

My dog used to eat my mom's used pads... It's the blood.

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Polynomial 28

... that could be awkward. Pass through in shreds or big pieces?

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lb0812 18

Lol I just submitted an FML about this. One of the more vile things I've witnessed. & @48, my dog seemed to have swallowed the thing whole and then vomited it up fully in tact. Sorry. TMI

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

"Oh, THAT'S where that went! I'll just give it a good wash, no one will ever know..." o.O Gross.

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girlrome 19

I think that when you give it back to the owner, it's going to be more awkward for her than it'll be for you.

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olpally 32

I wouldn't give it back. Throw that shit out. Clearly not usable.

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chinaski7628 32

But if that's why the dog was sick the owners should know so they can prevent it from happening again.

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