By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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borkchop1992 15

someones a virgin

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Martian_Kyo 1

are you implying that losing virginity and knowledge of dog anatomy are somehow related.

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borkchop1992 15

i am not but if you've seen a regular dick you would probably know what a dogs dick is when you see it

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manbearpig7173 0

Who has a dog and knows nothing about how it's body works? You fail.

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LaughinStock 16

lmfao holy shit your picture is so damn funny fits with the comment

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paprikacha 9

If you've never had a male dog before and don't know that that's how that part of their anatomy works (that there's a sheath around it instead of it just BEING there) it can be rather surprising. Also, if you have a larger dog sitting on its haunches, you're gonna see its dick. There's nothing perverted about it -- it's just the way it is. Grow the **** up, people.

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BrittanyPernell6 0

Well hopefully you didn't personally investigate it to see what it was. That would be a disturbing situation.

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Martian_Kyo 1

There is another fml here, from the dog's perspective.

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MsSoulReaper 27

Well you learn something new everyday.

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