By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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Lil_Killah 0

No offense but ur stupid even my 5 year old cousin knows what the "pink thing" is

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brandybaby1204 0

LMFAO DUMMY

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mrmerino 0

wow only a real feminist would overlook a penis...

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socalduude879 1

That's what is known as a red rocket :|

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allIcansayisseri 0

um I believe it is "you're dumb" if you insist on calling someone dumb please make sure you don't look like an idiot in the process. Not suggesting you're an idiot, I just don't understand why people can not use your and you're in the proper way now-a-days! (Same with their, there and they're) Has everyone gotten that lazy, or is it just poor education?

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Salvaka 0

Some people just don't give a damn.

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blacksswan 10

I am actually interested in knowing what the vet's reaction was.

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Sketchisan 27

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it was "RUKIDDINGME? BWAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH! *falls on floor laughing*"

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randomreader2315 4

If I were the vet, I'd be pissed off that some retarded girl wasted my time due to the fact she couldn't recognize a dog penis.

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blacksswan 10

lol. I wonder how much was she charged just to hear in the end "it is his penis."

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hall1234 0

not the sharpest tool in the shed ay

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