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By JacktheRussian - 08/04/2013 00:33 - United States

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 42 440

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By weak - 23/02/2014 14:36 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was helping my wife bring in the groceries. She was able to carry 4 bags and a jug of milk. I was struggling with 2 bags. FML

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You deserved it 22 598

Dude, seriously?

By mellielynnemily - 26/10/2014 22:46 - United States

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 745

You deserved it 4 440

By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 862

You deserved it 17 416

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 942

You deserved it 1 756

Front line workers

By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 912

You deserved it 1 759

By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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You deserved it 7 033

It's not what you think

By gooddeedgonebad - 26/05/2013 09:19 - Australia - Upper Swan

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 050

You deserved it 3 234

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 510

You deserved it 42 604

By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 038

You deserved it 31 139

Outclassed

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 16:00

Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 130

You deserved it 1 402

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 8 April 2013 9:50

Don't do shit expecting a reward.

sierralem 3

Monday 8 April 2013 9:53

What were you expecting that she was going to let you ravish her or something? Being nice to someone does not mean that they owe you anything in the romantic department.

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gracelace 3

Sunday 5 May 2013 22:06

Well, kinda serves you right for only being nice and helpful because you thought you were gonna get some.

nicholasj96 9

Monday 19 August 2013 2:45

Why tf wouldn't her boyfriend help her ?

InsanityxthexGit 12

Friday 11 October 2013 5:52

Someone has Nice Guy Syndrome. YDI.

ontheburge 11

Monday 27 January 2014 22:34

Does this remind anyone else of that one Friends episode?

bassfisher100 23

Monday 12 January 2015 16:12

should have done it just to be nice.

cdncw 20

Wednesday 6 May 2015 20:33

People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights. ― Friedrich Nietzsche (YDI)

Bibliovore 26

Thursday 7 May 2015 14:05

Nice, #30. I've always liked something a friend's sister used to say: "If you give to the point where you expect something back, you're giving too much."

usmc2277 15

Tuesday 14 July 2015 23:07

Okay...um why wasn't the boyfriend helping?

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 5 February 2016 6:53

Points given for trying, but immediately taken away for assuming helping a pretty girl means you're automatically going to get laid.

bluelabradork621 10

Monday 2 May 2016 22:53

An attractive escort's price runs at around 200 dollars an hour. She definitely doesn't owe you sex for carrying some boxes for half an hour. Also, is that really your idea of a "seduction attempt?"' You gotta learn some respect and step up your game, stat.