By JacktheRussian - 08/04/2013 00:33 - United States

Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML
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sierralem 3

What were you expecting that she was going to let you ravish her or something? Being nice to someone does not mean that they owe you anything in the romantic department.

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Pensu 12

Wow you are the biggest douche. Doing a woman a favor doesn't make her obligated to sleep with you.

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starlita_fml 14

Oh no, that's not how Russian men do this thing. believe it or not, they help women carry heavy stuff and so on 'cause that's common courtesy and we're basically weaker than you. so as a Russian I must say - it's pretty ******* weird when men don't offer that kind of help. and if you did it only expecting smth for yourself, then YDI

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Enzi_fml 21

Let me guess, you're one of those guys who always complain about being "friendzoned"?

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NikkiAmber09 12

I know right?! "I'm a nice guy!" The dude probably has an okcupid account.

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lambda_fml 40

Better luck next time, Jack the Russian.

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Shenannigoats 16

Maybe you should start doing favours for people without expecting sex in return.

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Flaum 7

Why is everyone picking on the bf?? We don't know the situation--maybe he didn't know she was in need of assistance. And maybe the OP was actually being nice and trying to help her solely because she needed help, and his attraction to her was a side thing. *shrugs*

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Xotoolyxo 16

Ouch, at least you're a good person. Head up.

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etoilenuit 15

But her boyfriend wasn't out helping her carry them like he should've been. I say, you still earned points in her book. Ya never know..

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Grauncho 27

This FML says a lot about the kind of person you are. You're a giant bag of ****.

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russfml 31

He never said he's trying to sleep with her. Putting myself I his position after carrying the boxes and thinking she maybe single for not mentioning anything about a boyfriend I would be asking her for her number. If she was creeped out or thought he was trying to sleep with her I don't think she would accept his help

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