Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower...

By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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Bird's eye view

By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

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Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Well, that went way different then i would have imagined.

plum_lovin 28

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Just a friendly neighborhood boob dance.. didn't you know that was the norm there?

Comments

A1CPENA 11

Monday 22 April 2013 11:26

Hahaha man she sounds like a keeper

redbandit9877 12

Monday 22 April 2013 11:49

I really want to know what qualifies as a "weird boob dance"

tj5810 21

Monday 22 April 2013 12:14

I'd need to see a demonstration. I can only imagine how entertaining it must be to witness such an event.

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 22 April 2013 12:35

Who knows. They seem to edit some of these quite a bit so that might not even be what he described. Also, I'm guessing a little hopping with some side to side for variety.

tj5810 21

Monday 22 April 2013 12:09

'Middle fingered me'... Sounds so dirty.

upallnight11 19

Monday 22 April 2013 12:51

You should've just enjoyed the view...

mrkhan17 8

Monday 22 April 2013 12:59

Doesn't matter had sex...?

Evgeny2222 11

Monday 22 April 2013 13:23

No, that doesn't apply here.

stevothedevo 25

Monday 22 April 2013 14:13

If anything, wouldn't it be 'doesn't matter had masturbation'? Which would be weird.. I don't think the neighbour would have thrown herself at him after that, Even tho he was just trying to be a decent person.