Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower...

By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

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Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Well, that went way different then i would have imagined.

plum_lovin 28

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Just a friendly neighborhood boob dance.. didn't you know that was the norm there?

Comments

roseeabayy 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:23

Hahaha!

StEpHiE1226 12

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:56

I legit laughed my wine out of my nose at this one

NYCBOII123 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:52

And this is bad because.......

Ayanpatel95 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 5:33

I hope u enjoyed it hehe jk :P

MrFuckingFrazier 3

Tuesday 23 April 2013 13:45

Saw boobs, who cares?

jacoposki 14

Tuesday 23 April 2013 17:37

the right thing to do was to call her "sir".

kiyababe 3

Tuesday 23 April 2013 21:19

Boob dance? Ok...

Cowsxgoxmoo78 8

Wednesday 24 April 2013 6:35

I'm sorry, that's incorrect. We would have accepted... Gave you the finger, gave you the middle finger, flipped you the bird, or... Flipped you off.

rockydify 22

Wednesday 24 April 2013 9:22

And this is an FML because ... ? Free boob dance! FTW!

kthsdm 12

Wednesday 24 April 2013 16:49

Where's the 'Your life rocks! ' button?

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