Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower...

By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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Bird's eye view

By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

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Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Well, that went way different then i would have imagined.

plum_lovin 28

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Just a friendly neighborhood boob dance.. didn't you know that was the norm there?

Comments

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Well, that went way different then i would have imagined.

NeatNit 32

Monday 22 April 2013 12:15

If I was OP, there are two courses of action: enjoy the view, or keep calm and carry on. It takes talent to mess THAT up.

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 22 April 2013 13:20

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

chowE_fml 4

Monday 22 April 2013 20:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

then000bster 16

Monday 22 April 2013 23:37

I guess they forgot to mention the video camera they set up.

jojimugo 20

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:28

Can we get the address of OP's neighbor, I need to verify this story

plum_lovin 28

Monday 22 April 2013 9:59

Just a friendly neighborhood boob dance.. didn't you know that was the norm there?

Ambient25 24

Monday 22 April 2013 11:45

WTF is a "weird" boob dance?

timelessone 16

Monday 22 April 2013 12:11

Scientist's have been trying to document this for years.

MissAmz 7

Monday 22 April 2013 14:34

I'm from NSW, Australia too. ... Sounds legit. ;)

sotheresthisgirl 8

Monday 22 April 2013 15:56

The 69 likes this makes it all the better,

Pussycat86 18

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:30

I can't agree more! I can't imaging what is a Wierd boob dance too!?

someguy314159265 15

Wednesday 24 April 2013 8:46

52 - Now it's 269 likes. Strange world we live in, where there exist immature fools such as us who can laugh at numbers, is it not?

OwlPrincess28 7

Monday 22 April 2013 10:01

Next time I wouldn't bother! It's nice to know that there are some people out there who wouldn't just let a woman shower with her blinds open

JACKxRAWR 22

Monday 22 April 2013 16:33

Probably couldn't find his binoculars. :)

OwlPrincess28 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 13:17

Well let's hope he wasn't looking for them aye

alycion 38

Monday 22 April 2013 10:01

There are some things in life that you will see and/or hear that you are better off ignoring and going about your business like nothing happened. Neighbor forgetting to close blinds is one of them. Waving your arms could easily get you mistaken for an over eager creeper.

chanellgymnast 17

Monday 22 April 2013 10:02

At least she provided a brief boob dance for your courteous generosity.

kaydarling 6

Monday 22 April 2013 10:02

Well boob dance her back!

yahoowizard 16

Monday 22 April 2013 11:18

Hopefully he's not able to as he's a guy... But there's other things he can dangle about

Cian_1 28

Monday 22 April 2013 17:33

I don't know if it will be dangling anymore, though... ;)

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Saturday 3 January 2015 23:22

He should do the pec pop of love

maz95 17

Monday 22 April 2013 10:03

Well be grateful. She could've easily mistaken you for some demented, proud pervert alerting her of your presence. Could've gone worse!

Wizardo 33

Monday 22 April 2013 10:03

She probably left them open for a reason, maybe she likes the attention or otherwise she would have closed first time, attention seeking boobed whoreasaurus.

tj5810 21

Monday 22 April 2013 12:11

Damn, I knew the whoreasauruses weren't extinct. I guess you really can't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Wizardo 33

Monday 22 April 2013 12:47

Believe it, they're not as endangered as believe and the History channel isn't helping spread the word either...

Voij 16

Monday 22 April 2013 14:15

37, maybe we could get the History Channel's attention if we spread the rumor that the king of the whoreasauruses was actually an alien!

Wizardo 33

Monday 22 April 2013 15:11

It might work but we're gonna need some shoddy research and slight distortion of facts and we should be good to go... and that Aliens guy with the nappy hair.

SynysterNero 20

Monday 22 April 2013 15:34

It's amazing what kind of stuff I read in the comments on this app.

Takuya272727 16

Monday 22 April 2013 19:47

Could even have left them open to have sunlight. One shouldn't need to feel it's needed to close the blinds every shower.

NagainaFier 16

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:53

Distorting facts? Shouldn't be too hard; have someone throw up a quicky webpage, and there's your sources right there!

NagainaFier 16

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:55

68, Im thinking she was attention hunting if it was so easy to see her that good samaritan OP could see 'em (assuming he was like, on the sidewalk or something similar...). Hell, who knows, girls need to breathe every now and then. And who the hell leaves the blinds open on purpose? O.o (aside from the mentioned lady) It's one thing if it's on accident, but on purpose, and you're asking for serious trouble...

JACKxRAWR 22

Wednesday 24 April 2013 8:36

Some people are lucky. My bathroom window is frosted so I have to go into my bedroom and throw open the curtains for people to get a good look at my magnificence.