Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and...

By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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By ShowOff - 11/03/2010 08:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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By ohtheirony - 19/08/2018 18:30

Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By Sam - 01/11/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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westbrookx 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:47

You are an IDIOT.

iknowimannoying 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:53

In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!

Comments

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:11

Wow. Probably the biggest YDI I've ever seen. You're a dumbass.

viking3206 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 5:06

ur a dumb ass thank god 4 warranty unless your cheap

elmogoezRAWR 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:20

dumbass

jokolopolop 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:17

if it was brand new why were you cleaning it?

00ps 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:14

n00b

Narwhal234 6

Friday 6 May 2011 2:29

I believe this is a new level of stupidity.

hallow239 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:23

your so stupid!

lanbee 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 22:59

he probably had the video in reverse and put the audio over it. anyway you're a dumbass

AnynomousPerson 0

Friday 3 June 2011 9:04

Are you high, or just extreamly stupid?

coolpwnagedude 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:28

YDI Why? because who would think u can use those tools and not make a scratch. that guy on YouTube used video editing to make It look legit. watch a video of a guy lighting his house on fire with a match and it doesn't burn. tell me what happens