Bad timing

By Horneyandbleeding - 23/11/2020 07:01 - Canada - Winnipeg

Spicy
Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML
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RichardPencil 30

There's always oral and anal. Two out of three ain't bad!

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diraven 15

This is exactly like that time I was going to have a two-some but then I farted and my wife kicked me out of bed

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RichardPencil 30

There's always oral and anal. Two out of three ain't bad!

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diraven 15

This is exactly like that time I was going to have a two-some but then I farted and my wife kicked me out of bed

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Iamthebanzai22 21

I once had a threesome planned with a couple when the guy's wife got her period. Me and him just gave her an awesome full body massage by candlelight. It was their first time so it was also good to show her how nice the touch of 2 men simultaneously can be.

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Brightside86 30

Wouldn't think a little bit of blood would be a deal breaker.

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coius 23

Depends on whether blood is a turn off, there’s a religious reason for not have sex during (then again, I’m sure three-ways would be adultery) or if a person faints at the sight of it (had a friend like that) but its all up to the individuals. Also the severity can be problematic as it can stain a bed, sheets or whatnot.

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samomaha 17

Help the guys earn their red wings.

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samomaha 17

You're right,Kaneki. Well, anyone can earn 'em, so my answer shoudl have been, "Help THEM . . . " Thanks!

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