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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By David H. - 23/12/2010 08:18

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 13/03/2014 09:34 - Australia

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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Saturday 27 February 2010 1:33

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

rawr_iliketacos 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:34

awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.

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jeskadrea 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:29

awesome. this actually made me laugh out loud. btw, what's FTW?

nyykev 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:32

Get this guy a hooker please

sasha012 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:19

lol, poor boy ;]

xamcavip 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 19:02

FAILLLL DUDE TWO WORDSSS E HARMONY

Geicogecko 2

Friday 5 March 2010 23:56

I didn't think ur moms were that bad

mematteden 2

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:23

u really got to get some action

spltfngr 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:56

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SBismylife 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:54

wtf? YDI. YOU ARE 27. SHAME ON YOU.

mollyo 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:01

wow...

XxHardcorexFMLxX 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:33

get out of the basement

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