By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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kyonichii 4

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

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rawr_iliketacos 0

awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.

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xlovelessx 0

u failed at going through adult hood lol u said you were 27 ryt? xD seeing that you've never seen boobies before until today to me it's like u just lost a part of ur innocence. time for you to lose your virginity!

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k_cuz 0

Don't fret, you technically saw them first in your infancy.

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georgiinaa 0

i know what happeend his mum is secretly a stripper, didnt tell him..he went out partying one night, walked into the same stripper club his mum worked at and bamm ;D his mothers **** out.

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phantomzeroz 0

your f***ing sad kid, get a hooker

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Alistair_fml 0

FML is a cheat, none of it is real, haven't you noticed that every FML starts with "Today," and that there are very few if no spelling mistakes. I doubt that every FML is going to be posted the day it happened. Also every post ends with an FML. I bet that You are at some point in any post going to make a mistake, I mean the iPod keyboard is tiny, just look at the comments... FULL OF MiSTAKES! I seriosely cannot belive that people are taking this crap. Pass this message on to anybody.

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goonie85 0

Yeah, he should get a hooker! Then he can remember his first time with antibiotics!

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