Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He...

By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 164

You deserved it 4 043

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By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 115

You deserved it 5 954

By ghostyyy - 24/07/2010 23:21 - France

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 964

You deserved it 3 290

By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 258

You deserved it 3 641

By anonymous - 11/11/2010 14:27 - United States

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 502

You deserved it 3 178

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 18:23

Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 134

You deserved it 3 563

Oh, hai Mark

By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 342

You deserved it 5 810

By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 111

You deserved it 61 014

By Bec - 25/07/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 434

You deserved it 3 607

Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 998

You deserved it 4 112

Family Guy

By Shocked - 24/10/2022 02:00

Today, I came home from work and the first thing I saw was the cops taking my stepfather away. My brother came out, crying and bruised. My stepfather beat him up after he demanded my brother to "get over pops's death and say that I'm your father now." Needless to say, my brother refused. He's 16. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 336

You deserved it 93

aliceisbored 11

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:53

did you record it?

heyimjennyFML 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:53

you should be proud of him! I love that show :D

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1215116a 14

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:25

Was it his dream to be on tv?

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 14:13

don't worry 32, I know where you came up with this reply. I wonder if that op has had a chance to visit his bank robbing son.

1215116a 14

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:25

Was it his dream to be on tv?

LowLives 9

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:33

Guess who's gonna be the first person he calls to bail him out!! Dear old Sis :)

gunman15 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:35

was he the old guy with a gun and got arrested for scaring people in a truck

Kelita 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:36

lmao!!!!

snickers001 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:37

looks like he's been having a jolly-o time (:

emmiep1011 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:40

why are you all sweaty? I was watching cops.

thebadmanpuntedb 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 13:42

**** you brennan I know for a fact cops doesn't start till four!

cc_the_beast 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 17:28

Did you touch my drum set?

ujstgtpwnd73 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 20:22

NEVER...TOUCH MY DRUM SET!

firelight619 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:54

haha wow. FHS much??

Likeasombooddee 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 10:15

FML? more like FHL(Fhislife)

keightlynn 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 10:22

Bad Boys Bad Boys, what yuh Gunnar doo??!

Elphieba 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 14:08

Arrest you for bad spelling.

meggieh815 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:46

they did it on purpose. Now they're going to arrest you for not being able to take a joke.

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You deserved it 390

Today, I was grocery shopping when a little kid pointed at me and yelled, "Mommy, look! It's the man from the cereal box!" I don’t know whether to feel flattered or insulted. FML

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You deserved it 7 164

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You deserved it 4 779

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I agree, your life sucks 3 707

You deserved it 501

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I agree, your life sucks 29 628

You deserved it 13 266

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You deserved it 1 556

Same thing different taste

Oh, hai Mark

Bad boys, bad boys

Family Guy

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