By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 810
You deserved it 28 487

Same thing different taste

Top comments

mintcar 9

You put your arm around your dog to be " cute?" Strange reason.

"Let sleeping dogs lie." Never wondered why that's an old adage, huh?

Comments

sallen0046 4

You startled a sleeping animal while in it's immediate space, why would you think that was a good idea? She's a dog, she has no concept of "cute". All she knew is that she woke up frightened with something grabbing her around the neck. Your fault.

Give her some slack, she lives in Tennessee

I agree I have eight dogs but if I go near them my nose gets bitten( if they have a toy ) mostly all puppies but they hurt

that's Not an fml all these ppl r putting up crap things which r not fml they r just stuff they dint want to happen! look at the bet of fml that's the real ones idiot

so you lick dog testis before you go near them?

fthku 13

Forget the fact that she's a dog and might bite you, why would you wake her up like that? People seem to think it's completely fine to harress and annoy your pets because that's what YOU want to do, while they are clearly annoyed. But no, it's so cute and you want to hold her so it's fine to bug her completely. Would you like it if someone grabbed your leg or arm and wrapped it around their neck in your sleep? No, you'd think it's ******* weird and would be startled, then mad that they woke you up for no reason.

I wasn't aware that dogs have arms. hmm..

Optimus_Primerib 0

Valuable lesson learned, your dog is not human, its just a dogs nature, if you mess with it while its sleep its going to attack you, I never understood why people try and humanize a dog.