By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
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mintcar 9

You put your arm around your dog to be " cute?" Strange reason.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

"Let sleeping dogs lie." Never wondered why that's an old adage, huh?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Anything FML where the person does something in an attempt "to be cute" usually garners a YDI.

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Hidan_fml 0

"Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a photo. To be cute, I pouted my lips together. He didn't like it so he shot me. FML" Did she deserve it?

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leedivinchi 0

yeah essay!!! you don't screw with a face that the guy doesn't like! bitch shoulda known!! just playin but yeah she does still deserve it.

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FerrariCake 2

#21... it depends. Did he shoot her with the camera? If not, with what? And where? #18 specifically refers to FMLs, so your example is irrelevant unless it is from a posted FML. By extension, your comment is irrelevant.

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ScaryyMary 14

If the OP in the hypothetical FML was pouting her lips into duckface then YES, she totally deserved it. Also, her boyfriend is a national hero.

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allmidnighteyes 10

I would definitely pop a bitch in the face if she was pouting her lips into a duckface for a picture, and she would definitely deserve it. That shit's not cute, yo.

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evilcartman 0

you wanna be a turd go lay in the yard...

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BabyLuis 0

well ur dog ddnt think it was cute at all..

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blahblahblah5_x 13

That's what you get for begging to be cute. :)

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squeaker07 15

Awww you should have learned by now that you're not supposed to do that. They look all adorable but if you sleep in their area, you've pissed them off. I know...because that happened to me...today...and for the past 3 months...I just can't resist my puppy's cuteness.

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k9luver13 0

I do that all the time with my dog and she never bites me :) she must love me

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iWasWatchinCops 0

Never happend to me,op's dog must be a asshole.

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FerrariCake 2

This is why dogs >> cats. Dogs will only punish you when you deserve it.

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Silver996 2

The Enzo was a complete failure of a car by anyone's standards, let alone Ferrari's. You should change your profile picture.

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