Love: Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By kitkat - 17/09/2014 19:48 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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You deserved it 332

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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You deserved it 6 488

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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You deserved it 978

By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

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NinjaFood 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:01

You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass

raininginseattle 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:02

Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.

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mamaslujan 3

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:07

I'm sorry

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:22

So sorry you wasted eight months waiting to see that asshole.

ShawtyBarnes 8

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:30

I'm Sorry Girl.. He ain't worth your time at all

Pyro_Wolf 17

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:36

OP is male.

ilovefall10 21

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:51

If anyone is ugly, it's your ex-boyfriend.

FemskyD 26

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:00

Respect for your commitment!!

little_one1 14

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:07

I am so confused by your comment now because I'm trying to understand where the supposed pun is.

XSnowFlameX 4

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:18

Don't mind him op. There are more decent gays ok there than him. You deserve better

TheEpicNinja13 6

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:23

hes an ass

laurieblue 1

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:39

so he dated you even though you are ugly, 8 months later BANG you're uglier than he remembers, hahahahaha i am so sorry, FYL. . .what a douche though

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Thursday 28 November 2013 0:22

Her boyfriend's dick. She's now free of that. Don't go accusing people of not knowing something when in truth the joke was a little too subtle for your dumb ass. That's called ignorance.

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