Love: Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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You deserved it 9 437

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 093

You deserved it 4 826

By kitkat - 17/09/2014 19:48 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

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You deserved it 4 456

Thanks for noticing

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 816

You deserved it 9 636

Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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You deserved it 114

The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 327

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 621

You deserved it 6 486

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 569

You deserved it 3 384

By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 239

You deserved it 2 486

Feeders

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 744

You deserved it 974

By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 684

You deserved it 7 675

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Top comments

NinjaFood 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:01

You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass

raininginseattle 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:02

Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.

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AprylAnn 23

Friday 29 November 2013 10:35

Some people are so cruel! You deserve so much better!

KikitheAvenger 1

Friday 29 November 2013 20:02

If he's that shallow then you don't need him! You deserve so much better! x

IIIIIIIII 7

Saturday 30 November 2013 14:39

You don't need someone like him. Cheer up, gorgeous

owillis 5

Saturday 30 November 2013 18:35

What a jackass

alexpanners 3

Sunday 1 December 2013 5:38

**** that guy.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 3 December 2013 5:23

I think OP and his ex had met before, but in their eight-month separation, the ex forgot exactly what OP looked like. And when they met, it wasn't what the ex was expecting. I'm sorry, OP. Maybe you can find a nice guy closer to home this time.

Mindy229 11

Tuesday 3 December 2013 14:11

Don't be sad mate,,there r 1000000000 good guys better than him .

natywantspeace 7

Wednesday 4 December 2013 20:32

Be glad not to waste more time with such idiot

jillyrdxd 7

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:26

aw that's actually really sad

doglover100 28

Wednesday 5 March 2014 22:31

What a douche.

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