Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom.... - FML

By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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denlillakotten 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 19:54

Hahaha! Funniest thing ever. I would have died

DocBastard 38

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:17

You're blowing this waaaaay out of proportion. She didn't say "condom", she said "condiment". So she was just running through the house naked for some mustard. Feel better? Glad I could help.

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coryadam23 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:28

wow, obviously your mom is well eww.

krazy_glu3 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:38

she's just trying to teach you safe sex!

quite_bored 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:40

Silent letters only apply when you are talking, idiot. I think you mean the letter is a "j" but is pronounced like an "h".

iranoutofnames 6

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:09

I think we've all been in that position at least once in our lives...

sexycountrygirl0 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:12

Hahahaha! epic!

ckjacques53198 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:17

wow your mom gets it more than u

Arcangel1101 1

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:24

Is she at least hot?

icanhazlawlz 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:34

oh dear Lord that's digusting. I understand the parents might want to have sex, but running naked through the house for a condom? At least have a little respect for the other people who live there.

tona01 16

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:41

no he is not portuguese his name says espana actually you write it españa he is just adumbass pretending to speak spanish i am a big gramnar and spelling nazi when it comes to my language, if he is learning spanish i apologize

melancholyangel 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:47

1. At least she is practicing safe sex! 2. How would you know what she was after unless you looked?

xNephilim 18

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:44

Imagine the mom running through the house butt naked, screaming "WHERE ARE THE ******* CONDOMS?"

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