By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 188
You deserved it 119 373

Same thing different taste

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How embarrassing for you. Maybe you shouldn't be in Girls Gone Wild if you don't enjoy your friends and family knowing about it.

Absolutely YDI - if you're gonna be in GGW or any kind of ****, expect it to be a known fact. It gets even worse once you start looking for jobs if somehow your real name becomes associated with it.

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christopherlove 0

Wow, everybody assumes so much about the OP based on limited information. I initially thought the OP was a guy since he says "ANOTHER girl" meaning he was cheating, but there's no way of knowing. Even if she's female, it doesn't mean she was flashing, it could be her friend, the other girl, was flashing, standing near her friend. I guess if the point is that she was flashing (making this FML a definite fake) I don't understand why she mentions this other girl. I also don't see how baring the chesticles makes her a *****/****. They're just ****, people.

allow me to ask you a simple question: If she was just standing there in the ad, why would she care if her mom saw? It implies whoever (she is wrong to say, you are correct), but it's GIRLS gone wild. You merely are being naive and not infering enough, and not reading deeply enough into it. Not that people are reading too far into it. 1) It's on FML, so this person wasn't just standing there, otherwise she/he wouldn't care if there parents saw. 2) They're embarassed didn't want their parent to see, further proving they were doing something 3) If they did something, it's GIRLS gone wild, not GUYS gone wild. Thus you can imply it's a she 4) "With another girl" would add to the shame, as most GGW is not just flashing it's more than that. I would imagine the picture was her naked and making out perhaps grinding with another girl. Becuase it's GIRLS gone wild you can assume both were girls. Further adding to the shame of her mom seeing. 5) If they did nothing in the video why wouldn't they include that in the post...the lack of information shows a shame of what was done....and desire to hide it. If they were just chilling next to the ****....they would have posted it, as there's no reason to hide it. It's not "limited", there's actually a lot of information. It's concise, and allows the reader to infer. I suggest you go back to school and l2read better. As GOOD writing doesn't write every detail out, but the reader can infer it. This is a well written concise FML, you just have to know how to read beyond what's there.

In case you need an example of the opposite of GOOD writing, look at the comment above mine.

inarticulate 0

Yeah, shouldn't you tell your parents about that first or something? It's not like they're not going to find out.

Wow, this isn't a FML. You got drunk, you decided to act like a *****, and your poor Mom had to see it. You totally deserve it. If you can't handle your alcohol with the big boys, then don't be so eager to **** yourself over. I hope your Mom has grounded you till your die. You Deserve Every moment of icky gross old man **** that is a product of your stupidity. That's what I think, all my respect for you is lost the moment you traded your respect for ten seconds of fame. God wouldn't it be awkward, eighteen years down the road, when you're son from some other "random drunken mishap" gets caught by you jacking off to GGW... and five seconds later, theres Mommy!

What boy waits 18 years to *legally* view ****? If she were to get pregnant today, I'd say it's safe to assume she would only have to wait about 15-16 years, if that.

I'm giving her a year to find her true porno ***** identity, another 9 months to have the kid. So he'll be about 16.

if you were standing next to a girl and she is flashing...no big deal. If you are french kissing her uterus then you got some splaining to do!

hey, at least you were hot enough to be placed in the ad ;)

You deserve it. You shouldn't have gone around being a **** and posing for easy money.