By Banana_Lord - 26/05/2014 01:43 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I saw the script for the end of year assembly skit I'm forced to participate in. Looks like on my last day of high school, I'll be running around in a rainbow unicorn costume in front of my entire high school and their parents. FML
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Banana_Lord tells us more.

Banana_Lord 8

Hi, OP here. I guess I should explain this a little better. On the last day of school, we have a big awards assembly and then hand out yearbooks at the end. Our yearbooks always have a theme and the people in charge do a little skit at the end of the assembly. Our theme this year is fairy tales, thus the unicorn costume (our mascot isn't a rainbow unicorn lol). I'm editor in chief so I can't just back out, and the other people involved are really excited about the skit, so I'd hurt their feelings if I told them how stupid I think it is. I ended up trying to get out of it by telling them I couldn't make it to the rehearsal, but they just switched my part to the narrator. Not quite what I was hoping for, but at least I don't have to do anything embarrassing. You guys' comments made me laugh, and for all the people who said they would love to dress up as a unicorn, to each their own I guess!

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Top comments

dzhonatan 14

It's not a bad thing to go out of high school in a bang. You'll like college way more anyway

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Sandsh8rk 36

Don't feel bad, you're living every brony's dream!

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Comments

bex905 0

You'll never see any of those people again. Its high school and means absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things

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Axel5238 29

Agreed certain phobias you can understand like fear of spiders or clowns. Though, when it comes to something like bananas that is way out of the norm and you figure the person is kidding. It sounds too silly to possibly true.

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Dcm210 19

So just don't go, that can't hold you back from graduation.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Take a drive a few hours away. They won't be able to catch you in time.

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Phylo_fml 17

It can't be that bad. If you really want to be secure and let nobody know it's you. Simply ask if you can edit your name on the papers everyone gets, and put "A special visit from a special unicorn,(insert unicorn name here)!!!

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msmedistyle 14

You can be a " my little pony" they are so popular for some reason.

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Derpidoo 7

for my end of the year play I have to have a sword fight while wearing tights:)

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frenchie_crazed 10

Look at it n the bright side. If u own it and do a great job, ull be a legendary unicorn whose tale would be passed on to future students. If u don't, -- well, ur tale would still be passed on, just in a bad way. Good luck OP.

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