Miscellaneous: Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked...

By Ash - 27/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML

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plaidrabbit 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:17

Holy crap, you ranted for five blocks? About how he deserved to *die*?! Anger issues much?

ManiMartinixo 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

YDI for talking shit

Comments

cptballard 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:52

hilarious. You deserved it.

PredyJessica 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:02

-fyl for being a mean bish-

coffeennicotine 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:39

YDI. Bitches like you just need to die, too, you know.

whatthefrench711 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:49

i would dump you in a second if I were your boyfriend having to listen to you bitch for FIVE blocks over something SO stupid that had NOTHING to do with you. Dumb bitch

Mr_Positive 3

Thursday 28 May 2009 6:00

you deserved it for being a total bitch, you can't ever say someone deserves to die and plus it can happen to anyone that they get hit by a cab - so what? it doesn't have to be their fault, and it definitely doesn't mean they should die. I actually now think you are the biggest bitch I have met on this site, as #177 said, Im surprised your bf haven't dumped your ass. And of course according to you, everyone on this thread need to die too dont they ...

crazieeli 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 6:20

dude, you are a bitch

MechaMew2 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 7:16

I'm amazed that after he walked away he managed to somehow reappear right in front of you 5 blocks away. You seem to imply that the tourist walked opposite your direction.

scateice 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 7:32

Easy, say," **** you, you god damn asshole"

freshtastic 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 8:08

That was ******* hilarious i would've loved to witness this in real life and the expression on your face when he turns around and verbally rapes you. YDI

drinkupgorgeous 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 8:22

WHAT THE HELL. he gets hit by a car and you, being the nosy bitch you are, say that you wish he would die because something happened to him that doesn't even involve you? i'm glad your boyfriend laughed. serves you right at least your boyfriend has a heart to put up with you and not talk crap about random people. i bet you're the kind of person who gets mad at people if they look at you funny.