Intimacy: Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny.... - FML

By for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard

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Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML

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By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

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Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

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By mjbx - 01/01/2012 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

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By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 23:47 - United States

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Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

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Like what you see?

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 08:08

Spicy

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my cousin, instead of the girl who shares the same name. She liked it. FML

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Just ignore it!

By nothing like tasty asshole - 26/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML

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Top comments

sohigh10 34

Wednesday 27 July 2016 18:22

Well, was she?

whysobeachy 37

Wednesday 27 July 2016 18:39

Why is OP's username "for my brother-in-law"? I don't see what the BIL has to do with this FML. Or have I read something wrong?

Comments

Dhatchu 5

Wednesday 27 July 2016 21:03

God!

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 28 July 2016 1:00

You called?

SunshineBoy_fml 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 21:35

Oh my, you can never look at your mother in law the same way ever..

Triberius 4

Wednesday 27 July 2016 21:55

We call this the Trix Paradox... Kid tested, Mother approved.

kmpotator 13

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:27

That's Going to make family dinners quite awkward.

SSJ4Asterisk 5

Wednesday 27 July 2016 23:05

This is exactly why we should only communicate through pictures. For horny, You send pictures of rocket shops blasting off, Trains going through tunnels, oil pumps working vigorously, straws resting against lips, etc. She responds with a thumbs up pic. Manicured for yes. Freddy Krueger, Edward Scissorhands, or the guy from Scary Movie 2 (with the strong hand) for no.

h3ll0_smill3s 2

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:40

mother-in-law never saw the message. (wife) we both have a good sence of humor guys. (author) BIL is my brother.lol

heatherrr17 19

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:44

What'd she say??

its_andy4 4

Thursday 28 July 2016 0:58

she never saw it

TMWhisp 22

Thursday 28 July 2016 2:08

Just say 'sorry I meant hungry!' Then take her out for lunch so she doesn't suspect anything.

EvilLittleMan 23

Thursday 28 July 2016 4:22

Did you attach a link for the 2 Live Crew video Me so Horny ?

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 28 July 2016 10:11

Freudian text

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Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML

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Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

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Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML

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