By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 08:54 - United States

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Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML
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DarkKnyte 0

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

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jonnymohio 2

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

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slushmo 0

Maybe he has a sense of humor and you don't. Then it's an FYL in a different sense.

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GiddyXD 0

IKR? I found this pretty funny. He has a sense of humour. ^^

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Miss_Represented 0

YDI, you obviously are a hoe if he's your "main" man and not just your only. :P

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IStoleTheCookies 16

don't take it to heart. it's how youths of today refer to eachother. they iz g's doe init.

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SGTSlaughter 0

I know,that was pretty funny, learn to laugh at yourself and jokes that aren't meant to be taken seriously.

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DarkKnyte 0

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

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marc_with_a_c 3

Exactly what I was thinking.. if he's her "main man", it means she has other guys.. and obviously he has other girls, and she's not the "main woman" she's the hoe ;p Not even the main hoe. just hoe.

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jonnymohio 2

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

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whoisthisgirl 4

couldn't have said it better myself~

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xdrumkid101x 0

fyl for not having a sense of humorlike he does

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domo2fr3sh 0

yeaah, what #3 said...also, get s sense of humor.

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mischiefkel 17

Way to be original, buddy. You just took everything that everyone ELSE said, and repeated it.

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L_Michele 0

Wow, that sucks. What a jerk.

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Drakon_fml 7

I dunno, guys. Maybe she's dating Lobo.....

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Punkartmama 0

You either need to get a sense of humor, or take the hint that he's not serious about you. Another FML that could be cleared up with a simple conversation.

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