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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 08:54 - United States

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Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML
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DarkKnyte 0

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

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jonnymohio 2

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

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Noah_h 0

FYL for your hubby still using myspace

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Ninjaface 0

Wow, only the second date and you're already letting him beat you with a garden implement? At this rate, you'll be on "duct taped to the bed and rattailed" by date number four. I don't know how fast masochists usually take it, but it sounds like maybe you are a bit of a "hoe."

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ladiesman14 0

and ? big deal get over it. what a manly guy.

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doggie3 0

maybe it's because you call him your "main man" that's a good reason.

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jchansfan 0

LOL YDI for calling him your "main man". I'd say Main Man and Ho are two of the lamest things you can call your partner. I'd say they're evenly pathetic, his is just also offensive... lol :P

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aidjohn 0

You're dating someone that still uses myspace? Get rid of him.

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Julibean 0

Thats halarious:) Still- i would get out before date 3- you dont want to be someones hoe... Oh and 'main man'- do you have others?

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