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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 08:54 - United States

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Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML
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DarkKnyte 0

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

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jonnymohio 2

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

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2FrackinRight 0

The fact that he doesn't know the difference between slang for a ***** and a gardening implement is a sign itself that this guy shouldn't be your "main man" whatever that means.

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tayzer_fml 0

YDI for dating Snoop Dogg.

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Rico5037 0

lol the only person that agreed with OP was a chick, or a guy named Michelle

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ileenefudge 29

I agree. If he's still using MySpace, he is definitely to young for you, OP. Unless you still use it too then ydi

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sillyteengirl 0

Oh come on! i would have laughed and sides if u dont have just one man that means u have multiple men which makes u a hoe.....

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gilly011 0

bwohaha. obviously youre ghetto, so theres a ydi right there. obviously, the both of you have multiple partners, since hes your "main man" and youre just his ho. rofl. ydi stfu

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fotc77 0

wowewwwww that's obviously a joke

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DameGreyWulf 0

Yeaaaah I was thinking the same thing. Maybe you ARE a hoe. Regardless, it was an obvious joke. It's going to be an obvious joke to anyone who reads it. Stop whining.

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