By shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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kLow_fml 0

well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"

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WhyMe1_2_3 0

haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting

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clancey6 4

"Math is power"... really? that's so cliche.. you kinda deserved it there :/

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marryjaneex0 7

besttt fml in awhile

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IAMADINOSAUR 4

You're* not your.. urgh. I'm 14 and even I know the correct use of your/you're -_-

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lolhahafml 0

Why is a teacher on this website??

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b_rad_fml 4

Create a signature block, don't type it each time or you risk typos

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TrippingOnAcid 29

You deserved it, not only for not checking it over before you sent it, but also for attempting to write "Math is power" It's tacky

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