Miscellaneous: Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of...

By shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

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You deserved it 23 804

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By RIPcareer - 18/10/2015 19:18 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

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You deserved it 7 971

By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

Such a joker

By fml - 03/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Billerica

Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML

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You deserved it 3 331

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 018

You deserved it 12 040

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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You deserved it 7 900

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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You deserved it 480

By Stevo - 18/06/2010 07:13 - United States

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

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You deserved it 11 895

By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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You deserved it 4 091

By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 736

By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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You deserved it 1 939

kLow_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:55

well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:52

haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting

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AuricBeast 8

Monday 25 February 2013 8:59

This sort of thing is the reason I love this website

beatleschick1940 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 4:44

Guess English isn't your strength

Oxidation 5

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:59

Blame auto. One of the easiest routes out.

dantheman97 9

Friday 17 January 2014 3:08

Well it's true! #breakingbad

Venister 11

Monday 14 September 2015 5:39

Well the teacher ain't wrong

KingKralj 31

Tuesday 31 May 2016 21:34

This is why you proofread ;)

EgyptPride 17

Tuesday 5 July 2016 12:40

Walter White is that you?

missluca1994 14

Monday 1 August 2016 18:40

And grammar is not.

tigeresscrazy 12

Tuesday 4 October 2016 10:06

Let me guess auto correct is to blame lol you love auto correct an you hate it at the same time lol

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Same thing different taste

Close, but no cigar

Such a joker

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