By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML
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Same thing different taste

By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0

why did you eat one

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BShady96 0

this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-

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pink_raindrops 26

I think you're actually very lucky that it came out fine. It could have easy poked a hole anywhere while in there causing massive problems...be thankful, and ALOT more careful. I'm not sure exactly how you eat a staple without realizing it when you chew.

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mxryder863 0

love how 59 got hundreds of likes 171 got negative and they both said the same thing

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meowmeowgirl 0

I shat out some mechanical pencil lead before... Not a pleasant feeling :/

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relyo 0

Clearly you have too much iron in your diet.

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tracyle 2

and do you always look at your shat to see what's in it. ydi

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soulfulemo 0

...wow. yes. past tense of shit.

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skizza_fml 3

when your doctor told you that you needed more iron in your diet, I don't think that's quite what he meant

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soulfulemo 0

I can manage to think of a few ways.

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kibbs20 0

wow, when people say "eat lead" i thought they were joking...

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