By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 618
You deserved it 17 977

Same thing different taste

By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 682
You deserved it 35 753

Top comments

rockerbaby3192 0

this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-

Comments

Prankster7o7 5

Pissed me off, so I gave up on it.

andrew7mae 0

did you go all scavenger to find it?

it's sad that over half of the comments on here have to do with people not being able to open this on their iPod/iPhone/iPad/iPieceOfShit

Mr. Stapler.. That's just an ordinary day for you.

how did it get there.. but im sure the postoffice would love to hire you.. cause your like that donkey that ***** out gold, but instead of gold you shit out syamps :D

emodude44 0
justfienne 12

I love it when they're short, sweet, and to the point. =]

temp4comment 0

Maybe he didn't eat it, and maybe the stapler seemed like a good ***** at the time.