By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML
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By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0

why did you eat one

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BShady96 0

this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-

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meggieh815 0

.. But you didn't give up on it. Your comment is on here. :)

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McNuggetRage 2

ok the past tense of shit is shit not shat. i shit a staple not i shat a staple you sound retarded

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soulfulemo 0

no...it's shat. it can be shit, but shat is correct.

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cetlawizard 15

William Shat near the toilet & it really stank...lol...say it kinda fast, star trek fans will understand...but seriously OP, were you pulling staples with your teeth & didn't realize you swallowed one or do you think somebody put a staple in your food? either way I hope it didn't puncture any of your insides! :(

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redshortsx 0

were you expecting it?

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texasgirlswagg 0

you're retarrrrded!!!! don't eat a dang staple!

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zah_ali 3

Sounds like one staple diet you got there!

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snowdrift 6

STAPLES!?! I never had any staples!!!!!!!

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snafu63 0

I'm hoping that you saw because it was already visible and not because of something else.

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