Miscellaneous: Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow....

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 06:37 - United States

Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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Rachel1987 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Tweezers.

nellieelectron 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:58

Well, on the bright side, you don't have a uni-brow anymore!

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Pshhabbyduh 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:22

Why not just wax?

gfmatheson 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:22

You know it'll just keep growing back in thicker and thicker if you shave it

Enslaved 36

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:29

^Not true. It's only a myth.

graham11 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:28

43- my legs obviously didn't catch that drift..

kharyll_1 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:22

WTF?

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:23

At least there is no unibrow now :)

JennyMarie17 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:29

No eyebrows > 1 1/2 eyebrows? :D

Enslaved 36

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:31

Whoopi Goldberg doesn't have eyebrows.

sodapopper 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:32

GET OUTTA HEEYA!

deefan101 11

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:34

Hey there are these great inventions called tweezers, wax, or threading!

Blaker11_fml 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:38

Unibrows ture me on

stephanieeDawnx 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:55

But spelling doesn't, I'm guessing?

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:05

Now OP can't turn you on anymore.

saddgurl 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:39

You know how they have fake mustaces... they might have a fake eyebrows:/

anm321456 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 3:41

They sell fake eyebrows in joke shops...prob not what OP wants though lol

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