Health: Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks.... - FML

By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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Pony_barometer 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:35

Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:30

wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!

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GeneralDisarray6 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:09

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thighsofglory 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:31

Yeah, you better shave everywhere every day because men think prepubescent girls are hawt. At least that's what I got out of this...

hot_mess88 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:41

In the OP's defense, Colorado is ******* cold right now... When I lived there, during the winter months, I only shaved when I absolutely had to, for dates, doctor appointments, etc. I shaved my pits on a regular basis, but since I would go weeks without wearing skirts or shorts, I would ignore my legs, until they got too gross for me to handle. Give her a break.

lolfmlfail 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:42

she's prob european

Lyldee 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:44

Not really a FML. I'm pretty sure the doctor isn't going to care whether you shaved or not if he/she is just poking around in your ****** (haha). And not shaving for 6 weeks or 3 months, not that serious either. When winter comes, most girls shaving responsiblities go into hibernation. As long as you clean yourself, you're good.

L33tSauce 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 17:02

peroxide=win! and OP- ******* shave more often, thats sick.

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 5 January 2010 17:04

You are seriously disgusting. Do you only shower when you get a date?

TheOtherNewest1 6

Tuesday 5 January 2010 17:05

"Today, I can afford healthcare, FML." Up yours.

JDoggBattosai 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 17:24

That has to be the NASTIEST thing Ive ever heard

dandified 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 8:52

You clearly haven't heard much if that's the nastiest thing you've ever heard.

liittlee_onee 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 17:26

You need to shave regularly. Buy a freaking razor. Seriously, it's dirty to be that hairy and men will not want to touch you so SHAVE THAT SHIT UP

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