By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Pony_barometer 0

Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.

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Cupcaken 0

wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!

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SweetestSin 4

eh it's a female thing (although i and a bunch ofother women most likely shave a couple times a week if not more), but we all make sure we are shaved up in ALL areas esp before going to the gyno

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alkanechain 0

Uh, no "we" don't. I don't shave my pubic area ever and no one seems to care. Not the gyno, not my boyfriend, not anyone who matters.

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turdburgers 0

I sure do. Pubes pushing their way through lace panties are super gross. Unsexiest thing ever. Plus pubes get everywhere- towels, rental cars seats, rugs (not mine, gross!)

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him51772 0

maybe if you wore real under garments it wouldnt... like it gets on car seats? do you even wear normal clothes? thats just wrong

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

I don't understand why people are saying it is gross, especially males. It's not nice to look at hairy armpits on a girl, i'll admit, but if it's winter and there's no chance of anyone noticing due to wearing long sleeves there's no need to accuse her of being 'dirty' or 'disgusting'. And it isn't actually unhygienic otherwise most of the male population would be in trouble. As for hairy legs? Oh gawd no. OMG NO. Grow up, people...

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perfectwinds 0

Wow... Someone MATURE on FML? Can... can I... can I hug you?

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jmyers21 1

****** gross as shit girl I wouldn't date u either if my girl did that I'd shave it for her

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LVgirl20 0

ewww ur nasty,I can't go a single day without shaving :( the ONLY hair on my body is my hair that I wash EVERYDAY btw cuz you might not do that either :( but the Doc was grossed out by you

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catatonicsleep 17

its not necessary to wash your hair everyday, unless it gets very greasey. I had a friend who did that due to OCD her hair got very thin and brittle.

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withered 30

Am... actually washing your hair every day isn't good for your hair... -.-"

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

I don't understand why people are saying it is gross, especially males. It's not nice to look at hairy armpits on a girl, i'll admit, but if it's winter and there's no chance of anyone noticing due to wearing long sleeves there's no need to accuse her of being 'dirty' or 'disgusting'. And it isn't actually unhygienic otherwise most of the male population would be in trouble. As for hairy legs? Oh gawd no. OMG NO. Grow up, people...

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queenofdeath 0

and.. is that a problem worth saying f*** my life for?

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IndigoKitty 3

OMG, seriously people? body hair, its natural, for both genders. Grow up a little.

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r_max 0

Maybe if you shaved more often you'd actually get a date.

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catatonicsleep 17

I doubt she goes around showing off her hairy legs so it's not necessarily why she doesn't get dates.

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jamie_leeann23 0

well if it's an old woman it wouldn't be bad, like 60 up, then again how many sixty year olds do you see typin up fmls, but for you OP your a grosso at least shave those arm pits the legs I could get past but those pits... ughh.

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CallMeHush 0

I have to admit that in a few short months I've read more about females personal hygene habits (or lack of) than I ever would have looked for or found on my own and the mental vision isn't pretty. I think I'm scarred for life. ;p

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